The Heinz Ketchup Man will turn any lame party into a rocking event filled with awesomeness! Man, that red hand is so creepy!

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Horrific traffic accident or ketchup related massacre?

A simple request for ketchup spirals into an epic struggle between mankind and itself. This epic thriller will leave you wondering the most important A simple request for ketchup spirals into an epic struggle between mankind and itself. This epic thriller will leave you wondering the most important question of the century: How hard should a condiment be thrown? more >> <<less

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Cook with Pan - Hobo Style Chicago Dog

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"the FDA has set a standard of identity for ketchup that does not permit the use of any animal products. Any deviation from this standard of identity "the FDA has set a standard of identity for ketchup that does not permit the use of any animal products. Any deviation from this standard of identity would mean that the product could no longer be called ketchup nor sold legally under the name ketchup." more >> <<less

A petty argument over a ketchup bottle. A very Seinfeld moment...