This is my second submission for The Tax Rap. Hey everybody... when you pop in that TurboTax disc remember, initially you can "Take it easy" but afte
This is my second submission for The Tax Rap. Hey everybody... when you pop in that TurboTax disc remember, initially you can "Take it easy" but after listening to this you`ll soon say "(I) can relax and sit then give in to the rhythm of (his) classic hit"
Enjoy... YO!
Lyrics to "Y.O.? (TurboTax Rap II)" Written by Stephan "AcHuman" Aron
Produced by AcHuman and DEADGEEZER
(Improvised introduction)
This is my tax rap sequel. So check it/
Word to your motherboard. It`ll keep you connected/
People, respect it/
Or these taxes will eat you fa` breakfast/
Girl, there`s no need to get stressed n`/
Curl up in a fetal position/
Tax time`s like the issue of lethal injections/
Yes. It leaves you conflicted/
That Benjamin`s tellin` you your only certainty is death and taxes/
Turbotax is/
keeping you up to speed through check lists/
See? You perfect it/
If you miss a beat.../
Yes indeed/
it`ll help you out/
if you need to correct it/
Bank accounts/
are now/
how/
the root of all evil`s directed/
With Turbotax/
I`m makin leaps as I hurdle tracks/
like Trackstars/
and Olympians/
The facts are/
their rivals are simply done/
Limping from/
running on their last legs.
They can`t handle this/
candle stick/
Turbotax is Jack.
Jumpin` over them so nimbly done/
Then passed the baton so you can win these runs/
Intuit/
walks you through it/
I thought that you knew it/
(Yo)
Its true it/
Talks you through it/
Write offs are beautiful.
So...
Chorus "Why owe/
When I got this helping hand to guide?/
Turbo/
Blowin` all others awaylike dandelions/
I know/
Without a doubt that 25 grand is mine/
Bureau/
Oh, Y.O.?/
Yo, biggest refund I can`t deny."/
It`ll do your taxes quick/
You can follow. I`m different/
I know. Although I`m rifin`/
Listen/
This is far more than a catchy lick/
Fat cats
never got my tongue that`s just it/
Its intuitive n`/
efficent/
you can relax n` sit/
Then give in/
to the rhythm/
of my classic hit/
I want you to clap to this/
Imagine this/
You `re all gonna be a fan a`my single/
Its mad-a-ness/
After this/
You`re gonna be addin` this/
jam t`ya ringtones/
A bag of chips?/
As it stands, I`m all that and a can of.../
I`m stackin` chips/
In a Youtube Thanks ta`
The likes of Rob Van Winkle/
Give Kenny a G,
I`ll settle for 24 G`s to buy a/
relia/ble pure gold sax/
as this one could use some "Turbowax"/
Still its got fire/
An inferno that`s/
Desire/
that Burns and yearns fo` Jazz/
Even Stan gets
His refunds fast with Turbotax/
(applause)
The End
Thank you Sam and Brandon for being good sports and coming up with some nice ideas for the video. Without you two this video would just have been me rapping to the camera again. You guys are sav! Thank you also to Susan for allowing me to shoot in your awesome Jazz School. Thank you Josh for your keen ear and making the track sound far better than I could have done. We make a great team. Here`s to more collaborations in the future.
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