This is Harbor Amherst of Maple Island. The heroes/heroines of MapleStory are just playing around at various places around the harbor. Before long, th
This is Harbor Amherst of Maple Island. The heroes/heroines of MapleStory are just playing around at various places around the harbor. Before long, the ship leaves for Victoria Island. But what is that eye in the darkness?
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This song was written at a time when teachers (in Victoria at least) felt that the government tended to neglect education. So I wrote it partly as a b
This song was written at a time when teachers (in Victoria at least) felt that the government tended to neglect education. So I wrote it partly as a bit of a protest song - but mainly just for fun. As a first year teacher I had my share of students like the one in this song.
Lyrics:
Well, the very first day that I went to school
The teacher said I was a hopeless fool,
Sat me in the corner on a dunce`s stool
And I ain`t goin` back no more.
...Ain`t goin` back no more, no more.
...I ain`t goin` back no more.
...Ain`t goin` back to the little red schoolhouse.
...Ain`t goin` back no more.
Well, this bloke up front with all the clues
Is raving on about "whom" and "whose".
I`m just sittin` there undoin` screws,
And I ain`t goin` back no more.
Another old twit what thought he was smart
Handed around some sheets for Art.
I made mine into a paper dart,
And I ain`t goin` back no more.
Then this `ere English Literature pest
Talked about the books that he said were the best
While I read comics under the desk,
And I ain`t goin` back no more.
"You`ll never get a job!" says this `eadmaster gent.
I laughed at him, and off I went,
And now I`m sittin` in parliament,
And I ain`t goin` back no more.
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Yes, I`m part of the government of this `ere nation
And I couldn`t care less about education.
I find such a subject beneath my station,
And I ain`t goin` back no more.
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